Friday, May 11, 2007

NEXT VS Spiderman 3

Spiderman 3 Reviews and Rants

So I have been waiting for both movie for a long long time. Taking into account that Spiderman is a long successful formula I expected good movie out of it but alas the movie SUCKED! Yes sir thats right, I don't like it. The third installment of the Spiderman 3 can best be summed up in this few words. Slow in the first 2 hour and rushed in the last 30 minutes. I understand that the producer wanted to create some sort of character development in the 3rd movie and to finally bring an end to the Goblin storyline, but come on man... There is too much character in the movie with too little time! The plot is nice. Sandman is cool, Venom is great. But is there any need to drag the Green goblin into this and also to make Peter such a wuss?

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Look, Spiderman can kick the sinister 5 ass . And he cant deal with venom and sandman? Come on! Thats just lame. And what happen to his spider sense? It seems the whole movie, spiderman is a ping pong ball bouncing all over the buildings and between villians fist! I am glad they finally bring spiderman 3 to an end. I was looking at my watch 1 hour into the movie. Thats how bad it is. If you are a huge fan of spiderman, you will be either very disappointed with it or love it very much just because its spiderman.Personally I think its over rated

I give it a 2. and a half out of 5 for Spiderman 3


NEXT Reviews and Spoiler

Next is a movie I have been waiting for, for quite some time. Taking into account that the movie is staring nicholas cage and Jessica Biel, I am pretty hooked. The storyline helps a lot too. What with the ability to see into the future and change it. The movies premises is nothing new, you look into the future and you work to change it. But I like ths movies tag line. Just because you looked into the future, It has already change. Some of the effects in the movie is pretty cool. One of the part I really liked is


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When Cage walked the whole length of the ship by just thinking about it. this is how it works for him. If he were to think of a certain things he want to do and will do it, the future will change to how he does it and the results is being played out. He can then make his decision based on the result and again look into the future to see if the result is the correct one. Rinse and repeat and you will eventually get the right answer. The ability is put into use when he tries to think of the right way to approch Biel.
I must admit though, Jessica Biel character in this movie is pretty minor as she played out as the damsel in distress roll. But the best shot would be where she lies down in bed naked and covered in blanket only. ^ ^
That aside, the movie is superb, the effect is cool and the joke is aplenty. It also helps when Cage struts around confident that he can get away with anything because he can see into the future.


I give NEXT a 4 out of 5

35 comments:

Penman said...

You hopless son of a bitch the show's so good yet you wanna F**k it huh? Want a piece of penman?

Phoenix Cypher K1 said...

Yeah man this guy sucks hardcore wonder where his brains come from.

John said...

yeah this guy is weird I watched Spider man 3 in tokyo no regrets man. next time, you better get your facts right.

spider man fan 42 said...

How the hell can this be!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG wat the f*** is wrong with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That was the greatest movie I have ever seen and you give it such a bat review!!!!!!You are becoming to be a very bad boy!!!!!
p.s.I will do watever it takes to assassinate you for giving such bad reviews

SpideyFan said...

wtf,I don't think you have the privilege to write such bad comments
on spider man 3!!!!!!I will kill you!!!!You tell me where you stay!!where you work!!!!you lazy son of a b*itc*

Mudmaniac said...

You better not write such bad reviews
because I loved spider man 3 or I will ban you from Lowyat!!

Ramaladen said...

I will kill your family!!Spider man 3 is the greatest movie in the world

Anonymous said...

wow!so many people from lowyat teamed uped for writting bad reviews!!!I though it wasn't true but omg!!!!!!!

Sam Raimi said...

If you really think that the movie's bad, trying making one yourself. My team put so much effort for this show, and we earned a lot of money unlike you poor bastard!

Eyolar said...

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D.Sync said...

How dare you insult Tobey Maguire(spider man)U r a peice of crap la reveur!!!you and your stupid reviews!!!!!

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Reveur hater said...

U suck la reveur how dare you post such nonesens like that about spider man 3

天使666 said...

Mutha 傻瓜去灼伤到底

spiderman is my idol said...

u asshole U only gave spider man a 2 and a half!!!Did you know what i gave
a 20 out of 5!!!!!

firstknight said...

I agree with you reveur spider man 3 sucked

可爱的女孩 said...

Mutha 傻瓜去灼伤到底。

SWATwolf said...

I am heartbroken by yoour words Reveur!!!!I can't belive you!!!I dont want to see you ever again!!!!!!!!!

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sihumchai said...

You son of a *itch
HW could you say such things!!!!I purposely make new account just to tell you how i fell!!!!!!!!

successful unlike reveur. said...

You phail in life.

ABU said...

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Lukujohai said...

Трахните Вас samus, Вы не должны поддержать такого парня.

Samus Ng said...

Whoever's doing all these crap better put an end to it. theres no need to get angry over someone else's opinion. everyone has an opinion of their own, respect them.

snakehead139 said...

Whoever you are samus, you suck. You're making such a fool about yourself noob head stupid ass hole you and reveur sucks. BTw someone is telling the whole of cyberspace to kill thius samus Ng what a lousy name.

Samus Ng said...

Ok fine if my earlier posts were too offensive to all you fanboys then please forget it I apologise ok! I've already thrown them away why make such a big fuss!

yuanfang987 said...

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IknowThisReadyLookHoot said...

Yah she rite samus suck balls me hate this kind people hate reveur also

MatTulangVagina said...

this kind people no forgive reveur dan samus dua dua akan kena daripada saya.

heat roller said...

mutha cibai reveur.

Reveur said...

If you have a problem with my review. Come find me. I stand firm with my thoughts. Spiderman 3 is a boring crap. I love spiderman but spiderman 3 does not do justice to Stan Lee and Peter at all. If you are a fan of Spiderman Comic then shame on you for supporting this piece of junk

Reveur said...

Oh btw, how much time did you spend creating all those names and posting it? I know its only from you alone. So dont bother.