Will Write for $$

Yes sir, I am whoring my ass off now for cash. To support my education, I am now selling and whoring my skill as a writer/critic/reviewer/selfproclaimedrubbishtalker to anyone and everyone. This can be done on your magazine, newspaper, my blog or every other thing.

Yes, the money is for my education. I officially owe a 5 figure amount to my college.
Yes, I promise I will not use the money for my gaming
Yes, I will write good stuff about whatever you want, as long as there is something good to write about.

For information, you are welcomed to email me at reveur_radical@hotmail(dot)com

No, I will not whore my ass for gay ass ppl! Not at the wrong price anyway :P